Showing posts with label Jane Austen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane Austen. Show all posts

Thursday, 28 November 2013

Lydia Bennet's Blog by Valerie Laws reviewed by Catherine Czerkawska


I started this book in a week when – for various reasons – I wasfeeling stressed out and in need of something to cheer me up. Almost immediately, I realised that I had found it. I was alternately laughing out loud and gasping at the sheer, bold brilliance of it. There are a several Austen ‘sequels’ out there, but this isn’t a sequel, nor is it quite a parody, although it has something of parody about it.

Years ago, an English Lecturer pointed out to me that parody is an art-form, and by no means as easy as people might believe. You have to know the original work inside out, you have to love it, and you have to have great facility and skill with words yourself. Valerie Laws has all of these and more. The closest I can come to finding a parallel for this novel is the film Clueless. They are different, of course, but if you enjoyed that movie, with its shameless reshaping of Emma, you’ll probably like this. If you’re a serious Janeite, you might be horrified, but it’s clear that Laws is a writer who not only knows her stuff, where the original is concerned, but loves it too.

I’ve always had a sneaking liking for the bold, bad Lydia Bennet, suspecting that she might fare better in a modern world than any of her sisters. This novel takes that premise and runs with it. This is the story of Pride and Prejudice according to Lydia, narrated by the heroine herself -‘fifteen but fabulous’ – and I have no idea why it hasn’t yet found a mainstream publisher, but can only assume it’s because of conventional publishing’s singular reluctance to go out on a limb in any way. Or maybe they were just nervous of the Darcy fan-base’s reaction. ‘Gah, and thrice gah!’ as Lydia would say.

Lydia is, of course, obsessed with fashion, the military and her own drop dead gorgeousness. (‘Yay!’ ) Bingley is ‘Blingers’. Darcy is his ‘bezzie mate’. Lydia stuffs ratafia glasses into her reticule and uses them to eavesdrop on her sisters’ conversations, then relates the story for us in her own inimitable style.

‘Jane’s caught a cold and is ill in bed. Ma is delighted, though I don’t see how it helps if Bingley sees Jane wearing a red nose and snot jewellery.’

But of course Lydia’s perspective on events is quite different from Austen’s. This is hardly surprising, since this Bennet sister is a force to be reckoned with and manipulates events with a combination of unscrupulousness, cunning, and enviable insight into human nature – spiced with the reckless innocence of youth – that put me in mind of a young Becky Sharp. Not once, though, does the novel ever stop making sense in terms of the story of the original. In fact sometimes it is quite jaw droppingly illuminating.

I loved it for its irreverence, its humour, its intelligence and its energy, from a whole new (and – let’s face it – perfectly credible) angle on Mr Collins and Charlotte Lucas, to a less than reverent depiction of the sainted Mr Darcy. Laws clearly knows the original and its milieu very well indeed. One of the joys of this book is the constant realisation that, yes, it could have happened exactly like this. Prepare to be amused, entertained, and dazzled. A very good read indeed. You can find it on Amazon UK here, and on Amazon.com here



Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Lydia Bennet's Blog: the real story of Pride and Prejudice by Valerie Laws

“Well, it seems to be a given that when a bloke's made his pile (or waited for his Pa to peg it), he's ready to commit longterm to install some lucky woman to, like, run his crib and die having his babies.” Poor Lydia Bennet, she and her sister Kitty have coming rushing home from Meryton with some really hot goss about the imminent arrival of SOLDIERS – “phwooar! Give me a man with a long sword and tight pantaloons”-- only to find the rest of their family engrossed by the news that “some minted single geezer's moving in to nearby Netherfield.”

And not just the “loaded” Bingley, oh no! There's the Alpha Git himself “Arsey Darcy” who finds himself needing to keep his back to the wall after Lydia's had one of her characteristic accidents spilling hot chocolate down his creamy pantaloons. Valerie Laws's Lydia Bennet's Blog is funny, crude, clever and a linguistic tour-de-force. Lydia does not speak as a 2013 teen, nor in the language of 1813 Pride and Prejudice. She has her own unique style – streetwise, assertive and the very “epitaph of cool”. She should be starring in a Miranda Hart comedy series, or Miranda, her mother and friends would fit nicely in her world, “the chosen road to desperationville” where the height of “thrilldom” is trudging to a single shop and looking “at the same three hats for at least five years, swear down.” (That word "die" in her translation of the famous first sentence immediately lifts it above simple parody to a sharply realistic critique.)

The cleverness of Lydia Bennet's Blog is remaining faithful, episode after episode, to the original. Laws has to exercise a considerable amount of ingenuity to ensure that Lydia can witness key events in the narrative but she manages adroitly. Her Lydia is resourceful and manipulative. It is she who is so well wired in to the invisible network of servants connecting the gentry houses that she's able to smuggle herself into Netherfield or get the “goss” from Lucas Lodge. Lydia is in charge of plot development and it is she who fixes the Charlotte Lucas / Mr Collins marriage and ensures Elizabeth and Darcy meet at Pemberley. She is also shrewd. She condemns her father for “dissing” his daughters and is constantly sympathetic to “poor old Ma”.

Hers is a perfectly valid materialistic standpoint and it's a tribute to the greatness of Pride and Prejudice that it can survive this perspective just as well as Romeo and Juliet survives when played by bikers and leathers. I was writing digital revision supplements for York Notes when I read Lydia Bennet's Blog. The novel can be considered from a Marxist, feminist, post-colonial, psychoanalytic critical angle and has something extra to give every time. It seemed to me that A level or undergraduate students could perfectly well justify spending some of their study-time reconsidering events though Lydia's wide eyes.

The rest of us, fortunately, need only laugh – and admire.

Reviewed by Julia Jones